"Hotrod Rebel - jammin' gears and drinkin' beers".

Of course it's not politically correct. This is for the guys who actually BUILD their own Hot Rod. Not the money bag wussies who buy one at an auction already done.

And you can't build a sweet ride alone, it takes a few buddies, a six pack or two, rockin' music, a hot girlfriend, and an attitude.

Or maybe it's two hot girlfriends? I forget...

"Stunt Driver - bridges jumped, cars wrecked, barricades busted".

Whether your a professional or amateur, if you can do all the things we say on this shirt - you're in !

It's great for drivers ed., teenage drivers, or maybe the next time you borrow your neighbors car....

I wore it to work one time, but for some reason, now they don't let me drive the company truck anymore (?). What's up with that?

"Shut Up and Race".

Let the shirt do the talking for you.

No need to hear the crying, the bullshit, the dreams. This ain 't Pinks. It's real life.

Take it to the track, and cut out the smack.

"Crazy Driver".

Yeah, you don't wanna get to close to this person. Or maybe you just want to psych out the other drivers.

Either way, hey, everyone knows ahead of time if you cut them off, hit their mailbox, drive over curbs, or run them off the road.

Fair Warning !

"Trailer Queen - I Drive My Ride".

In the old days, with airplanes, they called them "Hanger Queens".

You know, the airplane that never actually flew...it just looked good sitting in the hanger.

With cars, it's the same thing. The Trailer Queens that ride around on a trailer. But never get driven or raced. To prissy.

That's not what hot rodding is about. It's about building a car and DRIVING it.

Take pride in what you drive !

"Switchblade 327".

For the Hot Rod builders.

She ain 't much to look at, but this baby hauls ass and will cut you down a notch with her 327 mill !

"Rippers Hot Rods, Van Nuys, CA".

Nostalgic Hot Rod shirt.

After all, no one wants to show up in a nice clean fresh made white car shirt at a Hot Rod meet do they? That's so uncool.

You want to show them you've been around the block and under a few hundred cars.

Get this shirt well and worn, stained, ripped, drive your car over it, whatever. Show'em you've been a rodder sine you were knee high to a ball joint.

"Dirt Track Racer - Born to Drive Dirty".

Yeah, those dirt track racers can get pretty dirty on the track on Saturday nights. Mud sticks to everything.

Wait a minute...

are you insinuating I didn't make a clean pass?? Cheating? What do you mean I'm a dirty driver?

"Bones Car Club"

For when you're in an old style dark rebel mood. The Bones Car Club can be anywhere anytime.

"Hot Rod Rebel - build all day, fight all night"

Hey, there are rebels of all kinds. Chose your own style.

"Hot Rod Wench"

OK, ok, now we can offer something for the wife, hot girlfriend, car chick, ball and chain, uh, wench in your life.

She ain't afraid to get her hands dirty dropping in the big block or tuning those strombergs.

She's also pretty good in a bar fight. So I guess she's a keeper.

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